With hindsight, I suppose it was inevitable that the ruling establishment in Poland turn its guns on the teletubbies. Inevitable, too, that I would at least mention it, even though Beatroot already has too.

The Spokesperson for Children’s Rights, Ewa Sowińska, thinks one or all of them is propogating homosexuality. She thinks they should be investigated. The best comment must be that of Leszek Miller, former Prime Minister, who suggested Sowińska call in the psychologists to examine her rather than the tubbies.