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The Green Menace – Ireland & Islam

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Basking in a soft green glow Ireland, for the Italian media, exists t o provide occasional weekend-supplement travel articles. The island is remote (yet easily reachable by low-cost airlines, they stress), and populated by young creative types guzzling guinness. It is also, reassuringly, a Catholic country. Given that Ireland is rarely in the news here, […]

Pinochet and the Finger Wagging Pope

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

The TV news, inexplicably, chose not to run with footage of General Augusto Pinochet proudly standing on his balcony (God, how fascists lover their balconies) beside ‘Santo Subito‘ Pope John Paul II back in 1987. “Why bring up the late-great Pope when discussing the death of Pinochet? cries the devil’s advocate from stage left. “After […]

Kick a man when he's down?

Saturday, December 2nd, 2006

Perhaps, if only he’d stop moving. Rumours of Berlusconi’s demise, in what has become a tedious pattern, have been exaggerated. On Saturday, leading an anti-government march, Berlusconi was, without doubt, the star of the show. And it was a show that drew thousands into Rome’s Piazza San Giovanni (a location not chosen by chance – […]

Web 2.0 runs into trouble in the classroom

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

One of the pre-requisites for a website/service to qualify for the trendy ‘Web2.0’ label, as coined by gurus like Tim O’Reilly, is that it be designed for ‘remixability’. To quote O’Reilly: “the most successful web services are those that have been easiest to take in new directions unimagined by their creators.” Google is, in many […]

Enough of the Moaning

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

A foreign journalist (whose name escapes me now), in the pages of the excellent Internazionale magazine, over the summer lamented the top-heavy nature of the Italian media – or the over-importance it gives to the ruling institutions. For example, it’s enough that Italian President Napolitano opens his mouth and it will be reported with fanfare […]

Heroic Ratzy takes on the pervert priests

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

“Paedophile priests – The wrath of the Pope” screamed the headline in La Repubblica last week, mirroring the general news coverage of Papa Ratzi’s stern words on the topic addressed to visiting Irish Bishops. A two page spread followed in the paper, informing Italian readers who, perhaps behind the times, may not have heard about […]

Drug Crazed Parliamentarians Protect Privacy

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

The story goes like this: Le Iene, an irreverent investigative/satirical programme (which given the restrictive nature of Italian TV is no mean feat), posing as a team from a fictional TV channel, outside Italy

100% Italian

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Italian TV schedules have over the last four or five years fallen prey to the ‘reality’ format. The initial success of Grande Fratello [Big Brother] led executives in both the public (RAI) and private networks (most noticeably Berlusconi’s Mediaset) scrambling to import various other simple, and most-importantly, tele-votable formats. An industry has sprung up providing […]

Sparkle of crimes in their voices – Aziz Chouaki and The Star of Algiers

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

If you’re looking for the place where Michael Jackson intersects with Al-Qaeda, look no further than Algerian born novelist Aziz Chouaki’s The Star of Algiers. Have we got your attention? Good. In truth, Jackson figures only slightly in this urgent, rythmic novel, and then only as a musical/cultural influence on the protagonist Moussa Massy, but […]

International Gombeens – Or why you can't buy drugs in the supermarket

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Reading Shane Barry’s commentary on financial scandals surrounding Bertie Ahern, it struck me that his posts could be applied, with virtually no changes, to the Italian situation. The Gombeen factor is to be found alive and well internationally – if that’s any consolation to Mr Barry. Only the names and donation sums need to be […]