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The Monkey's Typewriter

Shane Barry lives in Dublin and works as a technical writer for an international software company. Between 2004 and 2008 Shane blogged regularly for TMO under the title of The Monkey's Typewriter. Shane also conducted a number of interviews for TMO, which are also collected here.

The Comfort of Conspiracies

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

The children of the movies have seen our world destroyed a hundred times–we can accept the apocalypse, even guiltily savour it, but we want the smouldering ruins to have grandeur.

The Decaf Bookstore

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

An LA Times article about bookshops in San Francisco being driven out of business by climbing rents and online competition got me to thinking about the state of the bookshop trade in my hometown, Dublin. Despite all the touristic guff about this being a writers’ town, the situation isn’t particularly good. It’s not that bookshops […]

Good news day

Monday, February 5th, 2007

To all those countless readers confronted with a blank page when trying to access the blog over the past few days, I offer apologies with all the sincerity of an Irish Rail station announcer. “Server issues” is the catch-all excuse this time. Posting will resume as normal this week.Meanwhile, to cheer up Irish-based readers this […]

That Funky Gibbon

Monday, February 5th, 2007

When it comes to the field of history, what engages the “common reader” can be radically different from academics’ fare. Take the Roman Empire. Anyone who has read Tom Holland’s rollicking tale of the fall of the Roman Republic, Rubicon, will have been regaled with juicy tales of captured Roman governors having molten gold poured […]

Ellie and David

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

A New York Times article on Ireland being the exception to the stereotype of aging European societies (“The Irish, Young in �Old Europe,� Strain Schools and Housing”), confirms two hunches I have long harboured:1) About 35% of Irish girls under the age of 6 seemed to be called Ella, Ellie, Evie, or some other two-syllable […]

So what’s your favourite chart? Bar or Pie?

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Anyone who has stared with unseemly fascination at Charles Minard’s famous graphic charting the near-annihilation of Napoleon’s Grande Arm�e during its ignominious retreat from Moscow is likely to appreciate IBM’s new project, Many Eyes. It’s still early days, but the site provides you with a very simple way of transforming datafiles into “visualizations” that provide […]

We dont need no edukashun

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

The Economist, in a story about migration in Europe (the greatest wave since the end of the Second World War), includes an anecdote that, if accurate, provides an alarming insight into the intellectual skills of those occupying the lower tiers of the British economy:”ROBERT, the Polish-born head of a group of British removal men, can […]

Blood on the lens

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Over the weekend I caught Children of Men, directed by Alfonso Cuarón (Y Tu Mamá También ). I liked that it took seriously the implications of its scenario (a world in which no baby has been born in 18 years) rather than treating it merely as a plot device used to get the hero up […]

“Give me the child until he is seven”–not a popular demand among today’s priests

Friday, January 19th, 2007

For all those boys from Belvo / Gonzaga / Clongowes / Crescent who claim that the Jays made them the successes/borderline neurotics they are today, the BBC Radio 4 show In Our Time features an enlightening discussion on “The Jesuits–The School Masters of Europe.”

No escape

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Tuesday’s New York Times featured an article (Anywhere the Eye Can See, It�s Likely to See an Ad) that provided a superficially breezy survey of advertisers’ increasingly invasive strategies for getting customers to eyeball their messages:”Supermarket eggs have been stamped with the names of CBS television shows. Subway turnstiles bear messages from Geico auto insurance. […]