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The Monkey's Typewriter

Shane Barry lives in Dublin and works as a technical writer for an international software company. Between 2004 and 2008 Shane blogged regularly for TMO under the title of The Monkey's Typewriter. Shane also conducted a number of interviews for TMO, which are also collected here.

“What happens in Baghdad stays in Baghdad”

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

The New Yorker gives its take on the brainstorming behind devising a catchy slogan to replace “stay the course,” a phrase that, apparently, was never really mouthed by President Bush in the first place.

Borat kind of stinks (and not because he’s from Kazakhstan)

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Is there something offensive about Borat, “Kazakhstan’s sixth most famous man” and the second comedic invention of Sacha Baron Cohen to be give celluloid treatment* ? This would seem not so much a rhetorical question as a flagrantly disingenuous one. Borat, whose persona is composed of a toxic mixture of Asperberger-lite obliviousness and charmless pushiness, […]

Revamp

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Regular visitors to this site will find it as radically altered as Kenny Rogers. But in this case, I believe the changes are a good thing.All the improvements can be exclusively attributed to my sister, web designer extraordinaire Catriona, who is scarily au fait with the cryptic realm of CSS files.Now, as Wilde famously remarked […]

Let the reader decide, let the reader beware*

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

The Complete Review reports on the arrival at their offices of the latest, and possibly last, wrist-snapping 1100-page meganovel from that PoMo giant, Thomas Pynchon. They suggest that the book Against The Day “most resembles is, indeed, Gravity’s Rainbow. But that’s just a very quick first impression: this is definitely a text it’s going to […]

The Lower Depths

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Fellow Three Monkeys blog, Our Man in Gda?sk, recently commented on the state of Polish literature, focusing on the genre of “dirty realism” exemplified by the writings of Marek Nowakowski. This literary preoccupation with nostalgie de la boue is also evident in one of the more interesting recent collections of short fiction from an Irish […]

The War on Terror’s Intelligence Operations

Friday, October 20th, 2006

From “Can You Tell a Sunni From a Shiite?” in The New York Times: At the end of a long interview, I asked Willie Hulon, chief of the [FBI�s] new national security branch, whether he thought that it was important for a man in his position to know the difference between Sunnis and Shiites. �Yes, […]

Blah-gorrah

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Square-jawed publisher, John Ryan, the “brains” behind such consciousness-raising mags as VIP, GI (AKA Gay Ireland), and, latterly, The New York Dog, shows he’s hip to the new media zeitgeist with his latest venture, Bloggorrah. Proudly claiming to be “unfiltered and updated 10 times daily,” Bloggorah appears to be positioning itself as a Hibernian version […]

Mysterious Ways

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

It appeared way back in the September 8 issue of the TLS, but I’ve only just read the review by Jerry A Coyne of Frederick Crews’s Follies of the Wise. Coyne applauds Crews’s skewering of contemporary fallacies–“not only Freud and psychoanalysis, but also other fields of intellectual inquiry which have caused rational people to succumb […]

The underdog overlords

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

The canniest political elites are able to lull their subjects into experiencing what George Orwell dubbed doublethink: “The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” In the contemporary political scene, a passive electorate is expected to swallow a) that the government, being a success, is naturally supported […]

Did the men of 1916 die for this?

Monday, October 16th, 2006

How would the Sunday newspapers fill their proliferating pages if teams of university researchers did not dutifully supply them with nuggets of trivia? For instance, this weekend the Sunday Times reported that: Street names are a key indicator of social class and thus personal wealth, according to new research by Professor Richard Webber, of University […]