Three Monkeys Online

A Curious, Alternative Magazine

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  • A really, really, really bad airport

    Well, I succeeded in keeping off the net for three days. The flight to Arizona, which I had been slightly dreading because of fears that my two children would be driven to the point of insanity by 9+ hours on a plane, actually went very smoothly. Both of them (the smug father will let you […]

  • Broadband detox

    It will probably be a few days until my next posting–as I think I mentioned earlier, I’m off to visit my wife’s family (well, now mine as well) in Arizona.It will probably do no harm to be away from a warm laptop for a few days. Aside from what damage having a mildly radioactive device […]

  • Pope Benedict XVI – identity correction?

    It would be unfair to suggest that this Monkey was entirely opposed to the election of Pope Benedict XVI. Al contrario thanks to some careful scrutiny of form, leading to a judicious bet on Ratzinger with Paddy Powers, the new Pope has earned me the princely sum of

  • Habemus Papem…eheu?

    Someone (St. Fintan O’Toole of D’Olier Street?) recently pointed out that the paradox of Pope John Paul II’s reign was that he was a fierce anti-Communist who kept control over his organization with a grip that would put General Jaruzelski to shame*.To flog the slightly divisive comparison, I wonder if, with the election of Pope […]

  • Hard poetry and lumpy Complan

    Martin McDonagh’s play, “The Pillowman,” which isn’t newly written but is new to Broadway, is receiving rave reviews from a wide range of American critics. I’m dubious about the acclaim. The grounds for my scepticism is slightly shaky—I’ve only seen one of McDonagh’s plays, “The Lonesome West,” a few years ago but I was taken […]

  • The end of the world as we know it

    James Howard Kunstler is an entertainingly cranky writer based in the upstate New York town of Saratoga Springs. He is inordinately fond of the adjective ‘necrotic’ when describing the contemporary American landscape, he maintains a blog with the somewhat no-holds-barred title of Clusterfuck Nation, and has just written a book that predicts that many of […]

  • An Embarrassment of Riches

    There’s a pretty nausea-inducing article about the influence of the super-rich in the recent edition of New York magazine (not to be confused with The New Yorker, which usually affects a patrician disdain for the discussion of moolah). Anyway the gist of the obsequious piece is that the ultra rich may provoke envy, may be […]

  • Defining a conflict of interest

    Following violent clashes at the weekend at various matches including Lazio-Livorno, Palermo-Messina, and Perugia-Ternana (it’s not confined solely to the big Serie A matches), Interior minister Giuseppe Pisanu threatened to take serious action against both fans and clubs. Then, on Tuesday night there were the absurd and shocking scenes from the San Siro stadium as […]

  • When a Pope Dies – final dispatches

    Talking about the disruption caused to Rome due to the arrival of so many pilgrims to the eternal city, a typically sardonic local shrugged and said “Vabbe’, per fortuna succede ogni morte di papa” or “Well, luckily it happens only when a pope dies”. The term “ogni morte di papa” has passed into Italian aphorisms […]